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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:19 am    Post subject: Michael Bay's Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles Reply with quote

So, Michael Bay is working on a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. In the movie, they've announced that instead of mutated turtles, they'll be members of an alien race. My guess for the reasoning is so that there can be excessive explosions from UFO's and whatnot, after all, it's Michael Bay. Only M. Night Shaymalan could've been a worse choice. I have absolutely no intentions of seeing this movie.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seconded.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thirded, except I think M. Night would have been a far superior choice. But I still wouldn't see it.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The surprise at the end is that they were actually mutants the whole time! Cue the flashbacks to scenes which support this!

No thanks.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the same vein, there's a rumor floating around that Rock Steady(The guys who made the last two Batman games) will be making a TMNT game next, and I can't think of a better choice to make that game.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lotan wrote:
In the same vein, there's a rumor floating around that Rock Steady(The guys who made the last two Batman games) will be making a TMNT game next, and I can't think of a better choice to make that game.


Now THAT is a good choice.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indeed, it is a great choice. They make awesome games AND they're named after one of the original TMNT villains.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rock Steady was the Rhino, right?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, and the warthog was Bebop.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BABIES!!!! You brought me BABIES!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is awful.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It Gets Even Worse!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/22/megan-fox-and-michael-bay-team-up-again-for-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie/

"TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!" he wrote.

Various reports are speculating Fox may play April O’Neil in the film, a news reporter who is one of the few human friends of the mutant turtles.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this movie was canned?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shia Labeouf is Casey!!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exzavier wrote:
It Gets Even Worse!

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/02/22/megan-fox-and-michael-bay-team-up-again-for-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-movie/

"TMNT: we are bringing Megan Fox back into the family!" he wrote.

Various reports are speculating Fox may play April O’Neil in the film, a news reporter who is one of the few human friends of the mutant turtles.


I don't see how that could be worse... This info makes it the only reason I would go watch that movie.
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