The Blue Elephant Brigade

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

Chuck Norris was never born. He just is.
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Trassin · Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 3:19 am Post subject:

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/velociraptor_bed
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"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Madhatte · Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 2:40 pm Post subject:

Got you by 15 seconds. Pretty sure it's the "Top Bunk" gambit that makes the difference.
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I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Trassin · Posted: Thu May 16, 2013 8:20 pm Post subject:

That or you are given access to the secret "Headbutt of Doom" defense.
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend

Madhatte · Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 2:22 am Post subject:

They have that now? Surely that would buy me a full minute.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Trassin · Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 8:42 pm Post subject:

At least the damn things don't sting like fire ants: http://www.utexas.edu/news/2013/05/16/invasive-crazy-ants-are-displacing-fire-ants-researchers-find/
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend

TeflonJon · Brigadier Rookie Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284

Not sure if you all are familiar with the work of Baba Brinkman, but I thought I'd share this in case you aren't.

Performance, Feedback, Revision:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROgR3nK6ayk