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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you call a cow covered in honey?

Here comes honey Moo Moo.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is Pop Corn?

Did you see the fire at the circus?

It was Inten(t)se.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffins says to the other, "Hey, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin said, "AAAAAAAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two whales are sitting at a bar, when one of them turns to the other and says, "WOooOOOoo! Eeeraawoop-woop-woop!" <he> "Aaaa-aROOOOooooOOO!" <falls>

The other whale looks at him, "I don't get it."
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DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A polar bear cub comes home from school one day and says, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" Mom replied, "Of course you are, dear." So he goes to his Dad and asks, "Dad, are you and mom both polar bears?" Dad responds, "Yes, son." So finally he approaches grandma bear and inquires, "Grandma, is our whole family made up of polar bears?" To which she said, "Absolutely. Why do you ask?"

"Because I am freezing!"
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


The 'p' is silent.
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TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All of a sudden this Buddhist Monk disguised as a bush comes in and steals the leg of lamb.

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ_DZbVONaA
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