The Blue Elephant Brigade

[Exzavier]

What do you call a cow covered in honey?

Here comes honey Moo Moo.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where is Pop Corn?

Did you see the fire at the circus?

It was Inten(t)se.
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"I love watching special effects on my iPad." ---Howard Stern

[CrushFearSynth]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffins says to the other, "Hey, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" The other muffin said, "AAAAAAAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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"The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte

[Mojobacca]

Two whales are sitting at a bar, when one of them turns to the other and says, "WOooOOOoo! Eeeraawoop-woop-woop!" <he> "Aaaa-aROOOOooooOOO!" <falls>

The other whale looks at him, "I don't get it."
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[CrushFearSynth]

A polar bear cub comes home from school one day and says, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" Mom replied, "Of course you are, dear." So he goes to his Dad and asks, "Dad, are you and mom both polar bears?" Dad responds, "Yes, son." So finally he approaches grandma bear and inquires, "Grandma, is our whole family made up of polar bears?" To which she said, "Absolutely. Why do you ask?"

"Because I am freezing!"
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"The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte

[Mojobacca]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


The 'p' is silent.
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[CrushFearSynth]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Minister, and a Jewish Rabbi and I are sitting in a Greek eatery. We all want a leg of lamb, but there's only one leg of lamb left. All of a sudden this Buddhist Monk disguised as a bush comes in and steals the leg of lamb.

It only goes to show you that a leg of lamb is worth two in the bush.
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"The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte

[Eisen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ_DZbVONaA