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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is almost certainly some kind of a thing. It is unlikely that it is a thing to be reading at work.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How to make GTA 5 child-safe and pro-woman
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feminists don't understand what the word "juxtaposition" means.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sure they do.

See: "Scissor Sisters"
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, feminists that contend that GTA is misogynistic do not. How does the author not understand the commentary on American society? Somebody didn't pay attention.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go here, do the Contra cheat (minus pressing start), then just keep pressing "A". W...T...F...
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did not expect that.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My son is literally rolling on the floor laughing at that.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My coworker found some HTML that was similar to that (raptors without hats) and put it on our intraweb help site. Now to start some rumors.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corgi Work Dat Ass Up
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was like, Konami code? On a Vogue website? I thought maybe the link was bad or something. That was great though.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know who wrote this, but it's genius:

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We’re not together anymore because he wouldn’t stop calling turtledoves “turtleducks.” I explained to him that that’s not their name, but he didn’t care. He just kept saying “turtleducks.”

Normally, people don’t have a lot of opportunities to talk about turtledoves, but he made sure that whenever we took a trip, there was a turtledove sanctuary on the way. Every time we watched television together, it was a show about turtledoves. Every time we ate, he would roast us a turtledove. There wasn’t a day that went by without him mentioning turtledoves at least once.

It was too much for me. I told him that it made me really upset when he would say “turtleducks” but that didn’t stop him. He would apologize each time he said it and he would act like it was an accident, but that weird word left his lips as often as ever.

"Look at that turtleduck… I mean turtledove. I’m sorry," he would say. The happy look in his eyes told the real story, though. It was clear that he felt no remorse. No, he was glad. He was ecstatic. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was trying to drive me mad and he was succeeding.

I spoke to doctors and psychiatrists. None of them had any solutions. I talked to my family. They didn’t understand. I even reached out to God, but received no response. I was alone in my suffering. Nobody understood and nobody could help.

Everybody has their limit. I knew I had reached mine one afternoon when we were at the park near my home. We were walking close to the pond when he spotted something. “Hey, look at that,” he said. “It’s a turtleduck.”

I had heard that stupid sentence countless times. This was different, though. He was right. It was a turtleduck. It was a brown duck standing on a turtle’s shell. I hated that he was right. I hated that he finally used that fake term correctly. I hated that duck and I hated that turtle. I hated the park. I hated myself. I hated everything. That’s when I knew.

That night, after our dinner of roasted bird meat and chocolate, after he was fast asleep, I put his work boots in a pillowcase and smashed him in the face with them over and over until he was completely dead.

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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AHAHAHAHAHA!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is pretty nuts.
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I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because you need to be reminded
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://churchofthehelixchoir.bandcamp.com/
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