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I lost my left glove!

 
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khimaira
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:46 am    Post subject: I lost my left glove! Reply with quote

I can't believe it! I'm always so careful to fold them and put them in my coat pocket. I drove a friend from his house to the dealership to get his car, then I drove to the Chinese restaurant. I drove home and realized I only had the glove for my red right hand.

I drove back to the restaurant twice, called them, checked the trash can outside, looked under the cars, and drove to the dealership which closed it's gates. I drove back to the dealership today and called them. Nobody has seen this glove which has been with me for 2.5 years. I really liked that glove.

Here is the glove is question:
http://www.snowshack.com/detail/SNW+SI%2D03440+LXL



If anybody finds the left one, please let me know. There is a reward.

WHY, GOD? WHYYYYYYY???!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fREAk! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^Seconded.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just made 100 printouts and am posting them all over town.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha, awesome.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You goombahs never fail to amuse me.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I laughed so hard I think I threw up a little.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's okay. There are other gloves out there....and mittens too!! A whole world of mittens. Have you seen the ones with a string that runs through your coat sleeves so you can't lose them. MITTENS WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you should get some that look like this.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for being the jerks I know and adore. I'm getting great gloves today (sorry, no mittens). After the funeral pyre for my right glove, the mourning should be complete.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

See, you're moving on.

My wittle man is all growed up. I so proud.

*sniff*
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why punnish the right hand glove for the sins of the left hand glove? That is, assuming that it was actually sinning and not running away from you. If I were a glove of yours I'd wish my own destruction everyday.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got some great new gloves this Christmas.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To bad you don't live in Pittsburgh: http://www.onecoldhand.com/
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