The Blue Elephant Brigade

[bubbachuggins]

Leedon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child jesus
`cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town

Leedon, Leedon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spend his days counting
In a garage by the motorway

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York times said God is dead
And the wars begun
Alvin Tostig has a son today

And he shall be Leedon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Leedon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Leedon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Leedon

Leedon sells cartoon balloons in town
His family business thrives
Jesus blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Leedon far behind
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Leedon, Leedon slowly dies

And he shall be Leedon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Leedon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Leedon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Leedon
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Smell the atmosphere of an adult...Become a suit, watch adult intelligence drift.

To quote my own sloganizer "Boobs: comfort in an uncomfortable world."

[Leedon]

If anyone else would like to post to my greatness, it's cool. Go ahead.
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Flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.


-Flirtin' with Disaster, Molly Hatchet

[Chick!]

I heart Elton John.
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No speaka el Inglesa....no swimmo en el poolo. Va-ma-NOS!

I think we should take the economy, put a bag over its head, shot gun a few beers, and get it over with.---Dick Calhoun, Write in Party, SNL

I'm not sure even the jolly green giant has the balls to teabag the whitehouse.--Jon Stewart