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Trassin
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Message for the Bartenders Reply with quote

Stop putting pieces of fruit in my Wheat Ale! If I want fruit in my drink I'll put on some ass-less chaps and order myself an Alabama Slammer. Thanks.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sig'd.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but Blue Moon tastes great with an orange slice.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It actually really pisses me off when they put an orange in my Blue Moon. Especially when it's in it and not just on the rim of the glass.

They could ask or something.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, Trassin maybe you should be telling this to your bartenders. Very Happy

I will promise to not put any fruit pieces in your Wheat Ales, although now that we all know you hate that it will make it all the more temping to do it when you are not looking.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I've never had that problem. They've always put it on the rim. Maybe its because Trassins barkeeps are 'tarded.
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Izane Bricks
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's kind of like lemon in water at resteraunts, if I don't ask for it, don't do it.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nonsense. Lemon water is a nice touch.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, there are certain things I expect to see fruit with. Water, Rum and Coke (lime), and certain other drinks. When I order a beer though I don't want fruit to come with it. I've been drinking wheat ales for a long time and never saw fruit with them until recently when Blue Moon started to really be pushed as a "tap brew".
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A proper hefeweizen really comes to life with a touch of lemon.
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck Miller Lite.

If a real beer goes well with a piece of fruit, then so be it.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ditto.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Message for the Bartenders Reply with quote

Trassin wrote:
Stop putting pieces of fruit in my Wheat Ale! If I want fruit in my drink I'll put on some ass-less chaps and order myself an Alabama Slammer. Thanks.


Promise!!!!
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