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Who's more bad ass?
Chuck Norris
17%
 17%  [ 4 ]
Samuel L. Jackson
82%
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agreed. Maybe it would be better if we spared the planet.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This conversation raises serious doubts as to whether or not I really WANT to go the BEB Expo... where I have no doubt the scotch will flow like wine.
Chuggins, Chick!, you are quite wise to want to rent a place rather than allow this to go on at your house. Imagine dealing with the bubbles in the paint...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gasmasks should be provided.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll admit I'm not quite as lethal as I once was. Once I got away from ship's food and my Myoplex meal replacement shakes, things started to return to normal. I can, however call upon the gods of fury if need be, given the right circumstances. I think the Expo shall be safe. We'll keep our bodily functions to a normal human level.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, I just heard Chuck Norris is hosting a tea party at his house. Will he require his guests wear white gloves and feed them strumpets?

Sammy wins this battle hands down.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

chowda wrote:
Alright, I just heard Chuck Norris is hosting a tea party at his house. Will he require his guests wear white gloves and feed them strumpets?

Sammy wins this battle hands down.


Umm...I think you mean krumpets. If it was a bachelor party, I could see having strumpets.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkybrokenut wrote:

Umm...I think you mean krumpets.

You make me sad. That was a Dumb & Dumber reference.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Chuck Norris is feeding his guests strumpets then he should win this contest, hands down.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh a Dumb and Dumber reference. I haven't seen that enough times to have it memorized. And its been a long time. I apoligize for my ineptitude in movies.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could go for some strumpets.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet you could.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chow, prove that his tea party didn't end with roundhouse kicks to the face for all the guests who attended.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrushFearSynth wrote:
Chow, prove that his tea party didn't end with roundhouse kicks to the face for all the guests who attended.

It's actually one of them Rick Santelli inspired tea parties to protest high taxes and bloated government spending.

Taken out of context, and it makes Chuck look like a puff.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's actually impossible to prove conclusively that something didn't happen.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a trap to roundhouse some bitches.
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