The Blue Elephant Brigade

Mishlai · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:47 am Post subject:

Hahahahaha! I've been waiting for someone to invent that, actually. You'd think we'd have the technology, right? I mean, women get vibrators. What happened to the benefits-to-men of chauvinism in product design?

In short, where is my battery operated blow job?

I voted XKCD, but it is a bit of an agonizing choice. I'm certainly not sad to see PA in the lead.
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:29 pm Post subject:

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:11 pm Post subject:

This is just plain awesome. A friend posted it on FB, and apparently a 5 year old wrote the story, and his 29 year old brother illustrated it.
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Ryken · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:38 pm Post subject:

It says the account has been suspended... apparently not everyone thought it was awesome.
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:47 pm Post subject:

DAMN IT! I am pissed! It really was pretty cool, I hope they get things straightened out.
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"He is just a flaming nutsack of blue flames." - My new hero, commenting on the mindset of Alejandro Jodorowsky as depicted in his autobiography.
"Robots! That's not the word I'm looking for." - Madhatte
"I'm going to destroy it to a dominating extent" - A coworker

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:15 am Post subject:

Seems to be back up now, but it looks like their ISP is screwing them over with bandwidth. There are 5 episodes, I'll post the first and perhaps the rest if I find ten hours to kill.

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"He is just a flaming nutsack of blue flames." - My new hero, commenting on the mindset of Alejandro Jodorowsky as depicted in his autobiography.
"Robots! That's not the word I'm looking for." - Madhatte
"I'm going to destroy it to a dominating extent" - A coworker

Mishlai · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:12 am Post subject:

At first I was like "That was really dumb." and then I scrolled up and remembered that it was written by a 5-year old. Now it's pretty awesome.
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-- Meister Eckhart, Dominican priest

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:38 pm Post subject:

Exactly. You have to go to the site and see the rest. Certain elements do get a bit repetitive, as you'd expect from a five year old that just discovered people like his jokes. But strangely enough I'm actually interested in the story now. The fifth episode(ep0, not ep5) was pretty clever in a toddler humor kind of way, proving that they do indeed understand the concept of a plot twist. I think we have the makings of another M. Night. Only funny.

*Also, every self respecting American male wants to see a movie about an axe wielding loose cannon with a badge and a freaking anthropomorphic prehistoric reptile with a machine gun. Every one of us. Don't even try to deny it.
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"He is just a flaming nutsack of blue flames." - My new hero, commenting on the mindset of Alejandro Jodorowsky as depicted in his autobiography.
"Robots! That's not the word I'm looking for." - Madhatte
"I'm going to destroy it to a dominating extent" - A coworker

Madhatte · Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject:

THAT
IS
AWESOME
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:45 am Post subject:

You can find the app here: http://foursquare.com/

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Trassin · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:01 am Post subject:

I'm still not the Mayor of anything. One neat feature is that there is a place to leave comments about the general area on the app. Such as "Check out (insert bar name). Naked chicks running around this place every weekend".

I haven't actually seen a comment like that yet, but I'm on the lookout for it.
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Trassin · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:53 am Post subject:

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Jon Boy · Freeman Joined: 18 Oct 2008 Posts: 255

^ AWESOME!!!!!!

Trassin · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:21 am Post subject:

^Discovered upper-case letters!
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 3949

^This
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:27 am Post subject:

^^^Can't see it 'til I get home. Stupid work filters.
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"He is just a flaming nutsack of blue flames." - My new hero, commenting on the mindset of Alejandro Jodorowsky as depicted in his autobiography.
"Robots! That's not the word I'm looking for." - Madhatte
"I'm going to destroy it to a dominating extent" - A coworker

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 3949

^Ditto
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:27 pm Post subject:

Okay, saw it. And approve heartily.
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"He is just a flaming nutsack of blue flames." - My new hero, commenting on the mindset of Alejandro Jodorowsky as depicted in his autobiography.
"Robots! That's not the word I'm looking for." - Madhatte
"I'm going to destroy it to a dominating extent" - A coworker

Haven · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:17 am Post subject:

XKCD is so awesome.
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:42 am Post subject:

So I've felt that CAD has been going down hill over the last couple years... I take every bad word I've ever said about the comic back, the new bar for fucking awesome has been set.

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