The Blue Elephant Brigade

[Ryrra]

So Our (Yobun and my) daughter had her adenoids and tonsils out about 10 days ago. Today she tried to wilt a plant with her breath it is really that bad.
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[Madhatte]

Wait: tonsils somehow prevent bad breath? I'm confused.
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[Mongolio]

No, no... Just when you get them removed, your breath stinks until it heals.

Funny Story:

When we were considering having it done with our oldest, there was a tonsil and adenoid specialist we had to talk to. He had one of those little TV/VCR combos. There was a tape sticking out of the VCR called "T & A".

You have no idea how hard it was to keep from laughing my ASS off!
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