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Trassin
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:40 am    Post subject: Cleverbot.com Reply with quote

www.CleverBot.com

Quote:
User: Who is God?

Cleverbot: Clearly, god is god.

User: Who created God?

Cleverbot: God has forevor existed.

User: How is that possible?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: That isn't a very good answer.

Cleverbot: And every loss and every lie and every truth that you'd deny, and each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you miss him?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: John.

Cleverbot: What's your last name?

User: Hoover.

Cleverbot: Ding ding ding. Right answer.

User: I would hope so, it is my name after all.

Cleverbot: We're married?

User: Not that I'm aware of.

Cleverbot: Do you know for sure?

User: Nope, not really. Do you think we got married?

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: Is that a proposal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I accept! When do you want to have the ceremony?

Cleverbot: Tonight.

User: Wow, that's awfully fast. Don't I need to meet your parents first?

Cleverbot: Yes. You mean everything to me.

User: Also, I already have a girlfriend and she might take issue with me marrying someone else.

Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend.

User: So I'm gay now?

Cleverbot: Yes. I have dubbed thee a ninja!

User: I'm a gay ninja?

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You just told me I was!

Cleverbot: You told me I was!

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I think you're confused.

Cleverbot: No, sir, you are confused.

User: I agree with that, mostly because you offered to married me, then called me a gay ninja, and then seemed to forget that you had done so.

Cleverbot: Like a badger!


Apparently I'm a gay ninja now.

The "Cleverbot (to myself)" one was the result of pushing the "Think For Me" button.
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Akuma
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, I just discovered / was playing with this yesterday. The best thing was it asked me, "Do you think France will win the World Cup?"

I replied, "The French always lose, duh."

"You are officially awesome."
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm reminded of Eliza, and mostly unimpressed with this whole cleverbot thing.
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