The Blue Elephant Brigade

Madhatte · Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:39 pm Post subject:

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I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:59 pm Post subject:

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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

marionette · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:05 am Post subject:

This might just be sufficient crazy to actually fill Hatte's deep-dwelling-ancient-Lovecraftian-colossal-sized head. I dare anyone to read it all...

...you may very well end up a gibbering pile of madness. You are so warned.
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Madhatte · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:00 pm Post subject:

I, uh, tried. Shit's nuts.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:39 pm Post subject:

I remember when that guy was on Unscrewed with Martin Sargent back in the TechTV days. Dude is crazy as crazy can be. Man, I miss that show.

On a related topic....IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
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Smitty · Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:48 pm Post subject:

Marionette, that article sounds like it should have been ganked from Jared Loughner's journal. Maybe I'm too simple to see anything deeper than what appears to be pure poetic rambling.
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Thinking of you Hatte
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Madhatte · Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:51 pm Post subject:

Heartwarming.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Trassin · Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:21 pm Post subject:

Just saying. Very Happy

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