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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:24 am Post subject: |
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WTF?
 _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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The fuck, yo? _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Buddy Lee Brigadier Trainee


Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Fuck those guys. _________________ "What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens
Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Well... they sure as hell ain't doin' it! _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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People are weird. _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:07 am Post subject: |
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Either he or she will probably wind up not liking their partner that they didn't "test drive". This will not wind up well. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Buddy Lee Brigadier Trainee


Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:30 am Post subject: |
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But they'll stay together because that's what God wants. _________________ "What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens
Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 2:26 am Post subject: |
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I feel like the bar for saint-hood has been lowered a bit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22499327 _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:54 am Post subject: |
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The One-Upmanship begin has begun!
I give it 50 years and everyone on the planet will be a saint.
Wait a minute... Are they taking a page out of the Mormon book? Catholicising non-Catholics after their death? _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Wow! That angle hadn't even occured to me.
Also, by pure odds, at least one of those 800 had to be gay, one had to be an atheist, and one had to be a pagan!
Holy crap, we totally just got our first, openly, Gay Saint, Atheist Saint, and Pagan Saint! All in one day! _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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TeflonJon Brigadier Rookie


Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:37 am Post subject: |
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And people say that the Roman Catholic Church is against progress. |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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A new Black Sabbath tune exposes Ozzy's heretofore-unknown beef with Friedrich Nietzsche. _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, no kidding. _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:01 am Post subject: |
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I sometimes forget that we live in a world where people not only believe in exorcism but have "serious" debates over whether or not one took place... good grief.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22616792 _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Never underestimate the power of believing in fairy tales.
Edit: Well, dang. 4 more replies until this one gets locked and moved. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Buddy Lee Brigadier Trainee


Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:45 am Post subject: |
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If a creepy, old, religious dude in a white dress and hat touched my dome, I would scream too. _________________ "What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens
Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit |
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TeflonJon Brigadier Rookie


Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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In other news, he apparently just admitted that Atheists can be good people even though they don't believe in God and as such, they will be allowed into heaven. So congrats guys, you get stuck spending eternity worshiping a God you don't believe in but I guess it beats eternal fire. |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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TeflonJon wrote: | In other news, he apparently just admitted that Atheists can be good people even though they don't believe in God and as such, they will be allowed into heaven. So congrats guys, you get stuck spending eternity worshiping a God you don't believe in but I guess it beats eternal fire. |
How the heck does he get around Revelation 21:8, John 14:6, Hebrews 11:6, and probably various others? _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Buddy Lee Brigadier Trainee


Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990
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Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 2:37 am Post subject: |
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Trassin wrote: | How the heck does he get around Revelation 21:8, John 14:6, Hebrews 11:6, and probably various others? |
The same way we do. Recognize it as fiction and move on. _________________ "What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens
Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit |
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