The Blue Elephant Brigade

marionette · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:15 am Post subject:

100% BATSHIT INSANE.
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marionette · Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2014 7:11 am Post subject:

More strangeness revolving around a cute Asian...
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Madhatte · Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 6:11 pm Post subject:

So bad and so good.
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I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:31 pm Post subject:

mayonnaise jokes
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlfkDnvgJAg&feature=youtu.be

Madhatte · Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:57 pm Post subject:

"F" is for "Fart"
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:24 pm Post subject:

Dude gets all giddy over take-out
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Buddy Lee · Brigadier Trainee Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990

I don't know if this should really count as WTF because it's actually really great but it is NSFW.
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Madhatte · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:44 pm Post subject:

Not recommended
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTnUpYVPAVY&feature=youtu.be

Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

This is how you do stuff. NSFW
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Madhatte · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:18 pm Post subject:

You need this.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

Turn Down For What... probably not safest for work.
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TeflonJon · Brigadier Rookie Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284

The Hoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGbv8IxCYY
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Madhatte · Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2014 6:46 pm Post subject:

I absolutely will not be held responsible for anything bad that happens to a sucka fool who watches this at work
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 1:47 pm Post subject:

Goddamn you, Nate.
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Madhatte · Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 6:44 pm Post subject:

Yep.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8

Madhatte · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 6:45 pm Post subject:

Because everybody loves boobs

There is no wi-fi; there is only testicles
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:33 pm Post subject:

This is a machinima remake of Jaws, starring Sonic the Hedgehog. Seriously.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger