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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the kicker. You may have specific instructions to NOT be one, but there were loopholes in their dogma that allowed anyone to be "converted" as long as they were your ancestor. They've since tried to tighten that up a little.

It's all meaningless anyways, but still silly. I wonder if any of those clowns have converted Adam and Eve, since in their idiotic worldviews, they are the original progenitors, and therefore ancestors.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy crap! The Smurfs were Nazis!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So is Bachmann hotter than Palin?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bachmann = Palin - glasses

Their the same woman!
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DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mojobacca wrote:
Bachmann = Palin - glasses

Their the same woman!


Thank God! I actually thought that there were two of them.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Syrcep24&feature=player_embedded
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interactive Discovery Flight Deck... kind of. Pretty incredible piece of machinery there.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, very cool!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That Mormon thing is surreal.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: "The same techniques used for in vitro fertilization would likely yield a viable hybrid human-chimp embryo." (?)

A: whatchersayin is that iffen yew fuck a chimp yew might could getcherself a HuMule.

Mongo Edit: You suck at url tags...

'Hatte Edit: your grandmother sucks eggs
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This site has me trying to come up with longer sentences to try." translates to "Make sure that the control" after 56 translations.

Good stuff.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Part of Chicago, sunglasses, smoking, 106 miles, fill up the tank."

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"A son, Jerry, only half of a small corner of the basement, where the"
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TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other gods before me."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Welcome to the family of Egypt, and God is God."


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" If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Men and women can be killed by abominasion blood."


Looks like Dr. Seuss broke it.

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"I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am! "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Eggs แฮม ฉัน ไม่ ชอบ ที่ สาม ผม!"

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Original text:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I understand Kreur. Harry wants to attack the office. C - Place tanheizer black dress. Tears and rain for lost time. Recently died."
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From Highlander - (The Kurgan) "I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"ฉันจะบอกคุณบางสิ่งบางอย่าง! Hot!"
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrushFearSynth wrote:
From Highlander - (The Kurgan) "I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"ฉันจะบอกคุณบางสิ่งบางอย่าง! Hot!"


I can only read those words by hearing Def Lepard sing them.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I want to live there. Well, maybe with about 20 - 30 degree higher average temperature but still, I want to live there.

http://everything-everywhere.com/2011/08/26/emerald-lake-in-the-yukon-territory-canada/
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I could... satellite internet blows.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If the 5th line on the power lines at the bottom of the picture is a phone line I could get by with dsl.
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