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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:13 am Post subject: |
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That's the kicker. You may have specific instructions to NOT be one, but there were loopholes in their dogma that allowed anyone to be "converted" as long as they were your ancestor. They've since tried to tighten that up a little.
It's all meaningless anyways, but still silly. I wonder if any of those clowns have converted Adam and Eve, since in their idiotic worldviews, they are the original progenitors, and therefore ancestors. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
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If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


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Exzavier Brigadier Commando


Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 3329 Location: Richmond, VA
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:38 am Post subject: |
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So is Bachmann hotter than Palin? _________________ "Fuckin' Amesome" --- Joe Flacco
"I love watching special effects on my iPad." ---Howard Stern |
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:05 am Post subject: |
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Bachmann = Palin - glasses
Their the same woman! _________________ Come join the fun! League of Legends is a MMOAG that is both free to get, but free to play!
Quote: | DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol
TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so. |
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SPyder Brigadier Trainee


Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1015 Location: Oakdale, CT
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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Mojobacca wrote: | Bachmann = Palin - glasses
Their the same woman! |
Thank God! I actually thought that there were two of them. _________________ Oh, holy fuck! It would be worth my time to quit my job, establish a charity, and use it to hunt down this person to punch him in the face with his own book!- Khimaira |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:23 am Post subject: |
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Haha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Syrcep24&feature=player_embedded _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


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Trassin Brigadier Legate


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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:06 am Post subject: |
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Wow, very cool! _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Mishlai Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 6226 Location: Dry Land
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:47 am Post subject: |
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That Mormon thing is surreal. _________________ You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss
"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Q: "The same techniques used for in vitro fertilization would likely yield a viable hybrid human-chimp embryo." (?)
A: whatchersayin is that iffen yew fuck a chimp yew might could getcherself a HuMule.
Mongo Edit: You suck at url tags...
'Hatte Edit: your grandmother sucks eggs _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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"This site has me trying to come up with longer sentences to try." translates to "Make sure that the control" after 56 translations.
Good stuff. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
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If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:38 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Part of Chicago, sunglasses, smoking, 106 miles, fill up the tank." |
_________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:17 am Post subject: |
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From Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place"
...50 translations later Google gives us:
"A son, Jerry, only half of a small corner of the basement, where the" _________________ Come join the fun! League of Legends is a MMOAG that is both free to get, but free to play!
Quote: | DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol
TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so. |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:51 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | "I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other gods before me."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Welcome to the family of Egypt, and God is God." |
Quote: | " If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Men and women can be killed by abominasion blood." |
Looks like Dr. Seuss broke it.
Quote: | "I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am! "
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"Eggs แฮม ฉัน ไม่ ชอบ ที่ สาม ผม!" |
_________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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marionette Citizen


Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Posts: 333 Location: Richmond, VA
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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Original text:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"I understand Kreur. Harry wants to attack the office. C - Place tanheizer black dress. Tears and rain for lost time. Recently died." _________________ "Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 9017 Location: Sterling, VA
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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From Highlander - (The Kurgan) "I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"ฉันจะบอกคุณบางสิ่งบางอย่าง! Hot!" _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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Mishlai Brigadier Survivor


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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:47 am Post subject: |
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CrushFearSynth wrote: | From Highlander - (The Kurgan) "I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"
...56 translations later Google gives us:
"ฉันจะบอกคุณบางสิ่งบางอย่าง! Hot!" |
I can only read those words by hearing Def Lepard sing them. _________________ You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
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"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:49 am Post subject: |
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I want to live there. Well, maybe with about 20 - 30 degree higher average temperature but still, I want to live there.
http://everything-everywhere.com/2011/08/26/emerald-lake-in-the-yukon-territory-canada/ _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:41 am Post subject: |
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I don't think I could... satellite internet blows. _________________ Come join the fun! League of Legends is a MMOAG that is both free to get, but free to play!
Quote: | DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol
TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so. |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: |
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If the 5th line on the power lines at the bottom of the picture is a phone line I could get by with dsl. _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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