The Blue Elephant Brigade

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

That's the kicker. You may have specific instructions to NOT be one, but there were loopholes in their dogma that allowed anyone to be "converted" as long as they were your ancestor. They've since tried to tighten that up a little.

It's all meaningless anyways, but still silly. I wonder if any of those clowns have converted Adam and Eve, since in their idiotic worldviews, they are the original progenitors, and therefore ancestors.
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Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

Holy crap! The Smurfs were Nazis!
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Exzavier · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 1:38 am Post subject:

So is Bachmann hotter than Palin?
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Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

Bachmann = Palin - glasses

Their the same woman!
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SPyder · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:28 pm Post subject:

Trassin · Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:23 am Post subject:

Haha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Syrcep24&feature=player_embedded
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Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

Interactive Discovery Flight Deck... kind of. Pretty incredible piece of machinery there.
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Trassin · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:06 am Post subject:

Wow, very cool!
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Mishlai · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:47 am Post subject:

That Mormon thing is surreal.
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Madhatte · Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject:

Q: "The same techniques used for in vitro fertilization would likely yield a viable hybrid human-chimp embryo." (?)

A: whatchersayin is that iffen yew fuck a chimp yew might could getcherself a HuMule.

Mongo Edit: You suck at url tags...

'Hatte Edit: your grandmother sucks eggs
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

"This site has me trying to come up with longer sentences to try." translates to "Make sure that the control" after 56 translations.

Good stuff.
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:38 am Post subject:

Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

From Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" "Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"A son, Jerry, only half of a small corner of the basement, where the"
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:51 am Post subject:

marionette · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:25 pm Post subject:

Original text:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I understand Kreur. Harry wants to attack the office. C - Place tanheizer black dress. Tears and rain for lost time. Recently died."
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:23 pm Post subject:

From Highlander - (The Kurgan) "I've got something to say! It's better to burn out than fade away!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"ฉันจะบอกคุณบางสิ่งบางอย่าง! Hot!"
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Mishlai · Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:47 am Post subject:

Trassin · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:49 am Post subject:

I want to live there. Well, maybe with about 20 - 30 degree higher average temperature but still, I want to live there.

http://everything-everywhere.com/2011/08/26/emerald-lake-in-the-yukon-territory-canada/
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Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

I don't think I could... satellite internet blows.
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Trassin · Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:59 am Post subject:

If the 5th line on the power lines at the bottom of the picture is a phone line I could get by with dsl.
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