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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lightening Helicopter for shaman.

I think this guy is actually the Croatian Thunder in disguise!
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DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like he translated to another language via some translator site and then back to english.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is going to be some parts of a post that isn't all funny, but had some GREAT lines in it. The gist of the post is the conversation between characters and the trainers in the game: (Link)

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Trainer: You know how sometimes you try to hit a guy, but he just moves out of the way?

Warrior: I HATE that! Who does that guy think he is?

Trainer: You don't have to put up with that-when he pulls that crap, just hit him anyway!

Warrior: Of course... it's so simple.


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Trainer : I am now going to teach you how to bring back the dead during battle.

Druid: No friggin wai.

Trainer : FIrst. Watch very carefully. *Cracks squirrel on head with mace* Watching? *Throws a seed at the squirrels head bringing it back to life* Its a night elf secret. If anyone asks, its a magical seed. Only use it once every 20 minutes to make people believe this.

Druid :HOLY CRAP where do i get these magical seeds?!

Trainer : no they aren't really magical. Just get them off a reagent vendor.

Druid : oh..but say..if i needed to bring two people back to life..could i jus

Trainer ;NO YOU MUST NEVER USE IT OUTSIDE OF 20 MINUTES!

druid : WHY NOT!

Trainer : Or i'll kill you.

druid : but we could help people!

Trainer : Go bear form for a moment would ya?

druid : *goes bear form*

Trainer : BEAR IN THE PARK KILL IT, ITS RABID!

druid : *dies to hundreds of guards.*

Trainer : *smacks druid in head with a seed, druid comes alive*

Druid :...i get it i get it.


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trainer- ok... so you know how you have been droping this little dinky totem that shoots fire balls? I will now teach you how to drop one that makes even bigger fire balls!! *trainer drops down the totem*

shaman-oohh...ahhh!!! it burns it burnnnsss... get it the f- off me *shaman drops stoneclaw totem*

trainer- oh ya, you can also drop these cool little totems that make monsters attack them sometimes

shaman- and why didn't you tell me this before?


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Warrior Trainer: You know how you usually run really fast at the bad guys? Have you ever tried running at the good guys? 8g please.


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Trainer: Ok, here's how you tame a pet. Take this "Training Stick", find me an owl or something, and go beat it over the head until it likes you.


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Blind: You see that sand down there on the floor? Today I'm going to show you how to throw it in someone's eyes!

Shiv: You know how you usually put poison on your dagger and stab someone with it? Here, let me show you how to do it the right way.


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Mongoose Bite: You know when someone hits you, I'm gonna teach you to hit them back.


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Warrior Trainer: When you move your feet, you can STAY angry by thinking about crushing kittens. That will be 12 silver please.


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Rogue Trainer: "Here's Sinister Strike Rank 2. It involves twisting the blade as you connect with your target's torso, causing greater injury than before."
Rogue: "What if I twist the blade... and use more force when stabbing?"
Rogue Trainer: "That's Rank 3, you can't do that yet."
Rogue: "Sure I can, see? Just gotta move my arm a little faster."
Rogue Trainer: "Stop that."
Rogue: "Hey, I bet I could get better results with my Backstab and Ambush using these same techniques."
Rogue Trainer: "No, you can't do that until I tell you about it."
Rogue: "Dude, is this all there is? Just... you know, stabbing people harder?"
Rogue Trainer: "It's far more complex than that. You have to be at the right level to have the appropriate Strength and Agility in order to attack with the required amount of force."
Rogue: "So... If I just always attack with the most force, won't I always be using the highest Rank of my attacks?"
Rogue Trainer: "You're going to have to leave before I contact a GM."


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Warrior Trainer: Have you tried running at bad guys really fast? That might work. That will be 1 silver.
Hunter Trainer: Try yelling at your pet. Maybe tell it to kill or maim or something. That might work. That will be 10 gold.
Mage Trainer: So, you've been using that fireball for a while... but did you consider... a BIGGER fireball? Possibly with more fire? Huh? Pretty clever huh.
Rogue Trainer: So today I'm going to teach you ANOTHER way to stab something.


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IDK, pally trainers seem very self less. "Ok, I'm going to teach you the move divine intervention, watch closely 'cus I can only do it once."

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DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha those were great.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resheph wrote:
Hahaha those were great.


Seconded.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

/thirded.


I posted Some RP stuff about my 'lock (locks generally, really) that was well received by the non-retards, if anyone is interested in that sort of thing.

::cough:: Haven.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very awesome, Mish. Sometimes I wish I'd played on an RP server.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sadly I'm not on one now. I definitely wish demonsoul was RP.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real Men of Genius: Mr. Shockadin DPS Wannabe Guy
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TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mojobacca wrote:
Real Men of Genius: Mr. Shockadin DPS Wannabe Guy


People made like a million of these a couple years back except on FFXI jokes.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today's April Fools by Blizz is awesome.

First is the change in Icons for the Forums... which is always done for "holidays".

Second is the addition of l33t-sp34k messages at the end of each sentence to make them REALLY annoying. Also in the forums.

Then there is The announcement of the console game: Molten Core!

And finally, the Hero Class unveiling for the Bard.
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DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol

TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Molten Core for the Atari 2600!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man I can't believe you can move in 8 unique directions. Just...insane.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to mention the lush 2d graphics!
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=6762840775&sid=1

Doubt it will be up much longer, but epic lulz.
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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was a new breed of keylogger posts, I can't even recreate how funny it was. Should've copypasta'd it.
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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akuma wrote:
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Now you've done it. You've gone and made me all hungry and everything. And I was so sleepy already...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=20133929879&sid=1&pageNo=1

Amazing read, even if you don't really play anymore.
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