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Trassin
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Another great comic.
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Mishlai
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| Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:52 am Post subject: |
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I love PA. I check them religiously Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. They always post on those days, but the time of day varies widely, which is really frustrating for me.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
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Trassin
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| Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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Great Christmas with the family quote...
| Quote: | | Gabriel won't travel without a console to install at his destination, the same way that I imagine fish might bring with them a large tank. I think its primary purpose is to provide a kind of protection against family members, a kind of membrane it would be rude to pierce - like reading a book, or using headphones. I sometimes have fantasies about adopting a similar position, but then I am reminded that Brenna would seize my scrotum, tearing off my balls with a quick jerk like an orchestra conductor. She would then kick my balls through the uprights, scoring three points for her team - a team which is made up entirely of angry wives. - Tyco |
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Mishlai
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:36 am Post subject: |
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/01/16
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Resheph
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| Trassin wrote: | | From now on when I see some disgusting chick with a kid and think to myself, "who the fuck slept with that?" I'm just going to start assuming it was you, Ex. |
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Trassin
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:51 am Post subject: |
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gotta love those archives
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Madhatte
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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I heart PA
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Akuma
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| Madhatte wrote: | | I heart PA |
<3 indeed
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Trassin
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Trassin
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| Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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I wish I had gotten the t-shirt of this when it was available.
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Mishlai
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| Quote: | | Imagine men so old they are nearly dead. Around the fourth or fifth hole these guys realized they had both been accountants before they had retired. They stood at the tee box on the fifth hole and smoked cigars while they talked about the good old days of accounting. The one old man, David turned to the other at one point during their conversation and said “You know what the problem with accounting these days is?” Jerry, the other man puffed on his cigar. “The problem is robots.” David continued. Jerry turned to him and agreed “They let robots do everything these days.” He went on “People think robots never make mistakes but I tell you what, they are in for a big surprise.” He gestured with his cigar as he foretold the coming robot apocalypse. “Yes sir, a big surprise.” |
I would sig some portion of this but I'm not ready for a change yet. Feel free.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss
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Trassin
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Yeah, his post yesterday was pretty much awesome. I like the story before this one too, about the "big fish".
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"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Trassin
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It's actually a pvp comic but I didn't feel like starting a new thread.
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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Trassin
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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CrushFearSynth
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I have tears in my eyes. Everyone is looking at me.
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Trassin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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When I read this I literally started to fall out of my chair. Had I been drinking milk at the time I would have been blowing my nose for quite a while.
| Quote: | | I made the mistake of letting the demo reel run when Brenna was in the room, and she was not impressed with the level of depravity on display. I chose to come clean. I told her that I had kicked an old man with my bionic leg, then I picked him up and used him to beat another old man, and then I threw them both in the ocean where they would be sure to die. This did not improve things. She told me that the only time you should even touch an old man is to comfort him when he is talking about his feelings. I was not previously aware of this clause. |
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
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ashlad
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Good strip.
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Mongolio
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:24 am Post subject: |
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It's mildly funny. Is there some external reference (TV or movie) that I haven't seen that makes this funnier?
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CrushFearSynth
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:28 am Post subject: |
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No, you just have poor taste.
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Mongolio
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| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: |
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Must be. <shrugs>
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
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If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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