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Glistam · I plead the Third Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 5075

We will always need a place to vent the hate. Let the topic continue.

Go Navy!
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Smitty · Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject:

And a link to the first 70-fun pages for inspirational reading can be found here:

http://forums.blueelephantbrigade.com/viewtopic.php?t=97&highlight=

It has to be done, the emperor has forseen it.
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Mishlai · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:16 pm Post subject:

The Navy is like, not very fun most of the time.
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Kellion · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject:

Yeah, the Air Farce sucked too...

War, War is hell. I had to spend my time in "Conflict" in a 4 Star Hotel, drinking beer and working 8 hours a day while making just $125 a day per diem! I mean, come on...Who works 8 hours a day!

<snicker>
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khimaira · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

Madhatte · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

Grammatical errors aside, I'm pretty sure from the context that he was rubbing our noses in the fact that we all signed on the wrong dotted line.
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Mishlai · Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

Indeed. I do actually know someone who got out of the AF though.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.

Fucking act like it.

"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss

"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:13 am Post subject:

ashlad · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:04 am Post subject:

Boring ass war.
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Kellion · Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:28 am Post subject:

It was a boring "Conflict." We never actually declared war on Serbia or whoever we were blowing up at the time.

Either way, we made up for it by drinking the Italians out of alcohol and stealing all of their daughters away.

(And Yes, my grammar sucks)
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:30 pm Post subject:

Apparently Immyls has been stuck on a 5 month fast cruise as of late.
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ashlad · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject:

Oh really? Sucks bein' enlisted, I guess.
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject:

So I've heard
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

My twin brother was in the chAir Force.
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Smitty · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:47 am Post subject:

Holy Shit, theres two of you now?
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Glistam · I plead the Third Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 5075

There's always been two. Didn't you ever wonder how he got into his rack so fast from wherever he was on the ship? That's because one of them was always there.
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What I've been doing.
What I'm also doing.
What I wish I did more of.
What I've done.

Leedon · Moderator Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 1478

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

He's 6 inches shorter and has blonde hair. Yeah, we aren't identical.

Being able to get to my rack WAS a super power.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki

Haven · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:18 am Post subject:

Not really a story of pain, but yesterday we got a new RC Div LCPO. None other than ETCS (SW/SS) Tim Euman. I don't know how he was after I left, but he was always a decent sort to me, so it's a welcome change to how things have been going on the mighty GW.
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Smitty · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:17 am Post subject:

Tell Tim I said Hi. Assuming of course he didnt jump on the hate wagon for the drug mongering Smitty.
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