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Glistam I plead the Third


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Smitty Brigadier Aspirant


Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 690 Location: Valley, Abba-lamma
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And a link to the first 70-fun pages for inspirational reading can be found here:
http://forums.blueelephantbrigade.com/viewtopic.php?t=97&highlight=
It has to be done, the emperor has forseen it. _________________ "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."--Last words of Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
“The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” -Thomas Jefferson |
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Mishlai Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 6226 Location: Dry Land
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The Navy is like, not very fun most of the time. _________________ You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss
"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss |
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Kellion Brigadier Recruit

Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Posts: 817 Location: Riga, Latvia
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, the Air Farce sucked too...
War, War is hell. I had to spend my time in "Conflict" in a 4 Star Hotel, drinking beer and working 8 hours a day while making just $125 a day per diem! I mean, come on...Who works 8 hours a day!
<snicker> _________________ "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." -Nathaniel Borenstein |
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khimaira Brigadier Veteran


Joined: 31 Mar 2005 Posts: 2022 Location: New Orleans, LA
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Kellion wrote: | a day per diem |
Do you know what you just said? _________________ "I'll punch your FIST with my FACE!" -- Vy |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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Grammatical errors aside, I'm pretty sure from the context that he was rubbing our noses in the fact that we all signed on the wrong dotted line. _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Mishlai Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 6226 Location: Dry Land
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed. I do actually know someone who got out of the AF though. _________________ You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss
"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss |
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 9017 Location: Sterling, VA
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Quote: | War. War never changes. |
Fixed. Couldn't resist. _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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ashlad Brigadier Remembered


Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 3442 Location: Norristown, PA
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Boring ass war. _________________ "Morals are customs rather than natural law." --Robert A. Heinlein |
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Kellion Brigadier Recruit

Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Posts: 817 Location: Riga, Latvia
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It was a boring "Conflict." We never actually declared war on Serbia or whoever we were blowing up at the time.
Either way, we made up for it by drinking the Italians out of alcohol and stealing all of their daughters away.
(And Yes, my grammar sucks) _________________ "The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents." -Nathaniel Borenstein |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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Apparently Immyls has been stuck on a 5 month fast cruise as of late. _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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ashlad Brigadier Remembered


Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 3442 Location: Norristown, PA
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Oh really? Sucks bein' enlisted, I guess. _________________ "Morals are customs rather than natural law." --Robert A. Heinlein |
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Trassin Brigadier Legate


Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 10149 Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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So I've heard _________________ The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend |
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


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My twin brother was in the chAir Force. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki |
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Smitty Brigadier Aspirant


Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 690 Location: Valley, Abba-lamma
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:47 am Post subject: |
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Holy Shit, theres two of you now? _________________ "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."--Last words of Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
“The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” -Thomas Jefferson |
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Glistam I plead the Third


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Leedon Moderator


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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | There's always been two. Didn't you ever wonder how he got into his rack so fast from wherever he was on the ship? That's because one of them was always there.
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They slept until they were hungry and ate until they were sleepy in 12 hour shifts. _________________ Flirtin' with disaster,
Ya'll know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
-Flirtin' with Disaster, Molly Hatchet |
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


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He's 6 inches shorter and has blonde hair. Yeah, we aren't identical.
Being able to get to my rack WAS a super power. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Haven Brigadier


Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1701 Location: Virginia Beach, North America
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Smitty Brigadier Aspirant


Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 690 Location: Valley, Abba-lamma
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:17 am Post subject: |
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Tell Tim I said Hi. Assuming of course he didnt jump on the hate wagon for the drug mongering Smitty. _________________ "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."--Last words of Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.
“The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.” -Thomas Jefferson |
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