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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:52 am    Post subject: The Nerd Handbook Reply with quote

Not sure if this has been presented before, but it's actually pretty accurate. This is outlining the more extreme cases of Nerdhood, but still, it's pretty funny.

The Nerd Handbook
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was pretty cool.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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he knows the magic is a long series of ones and zeros moving across your screen with impressive speed, and he knows how to make those bits move faster.

Proof that this guy, for all his good advice and knowledge about nerdhood, doesn't know a thing about modern computers.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was funny but only partially true
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, but you're the exception for every rule freak...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TeflonJon wrote:
yeah, but you're the exception for every rule freak...
A comma goes after "rule", ass.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That article is pretty much the cat's pajamas.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cats have pajama's? Where can I find some? Mine need some since they sleep next to me every night.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Even though he’s apt to vanish for hours, has a strange sense of humor, doesn’t like you touching his stuff, and often doesn’t listen when you’re talking directly at him, he’s a keeper. Go figure.


New sig, sweet. =)
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