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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:43 am    Post subject: International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day Reply with quote

Just wanted to remind everyone that it is International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day. A day dedicated to inviting that hot neighbor and their friends you haven't yet talked to over for a BBQ with you and your friends.

The holiday was originally created early in the 21st century by three friends who history records as being named David Wans, Michael Elliot, and John Hoover. Despite not actually owning a grill or having any intention of holding a BBQ at their house that day they dared to spontaneously generate all the needed supplies and the grill itself in order to have a reason to talk to their hot neighbor and her friends on an early spring day.

In a matter of minutes what was originally just another calm afternoon turned into a quest to assemble an entire BBQ with guests in under 3 hours. These shining examples to complete randomness in the hopes of getting laid paved the way for countless lost souls who were willing to risk utter failure in the pursuit of getting some.

So invite over your hot neighbor, light up some charcoal, and crack open a beer in honor of one of the greatest international holidays the world has ever known.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have any hot neighbors, but I have an awesome party pad, as well as most of the BBQ necessaries. Honestly, I don't really have any neighbors at all. The closest house is three dudes who live about 1000 feet away, and they have rockin' parties about once a month. They're always good for a few beers.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't recovered from the last time I did this yet. Although there do appear to be a few prospects moving in to the 11th floor.

I guess I'll skip this year, but next year... next year.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:45 pm    Post subject: Re: International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day Reply with quote

Trassin wrote:
Just wanted to remind everyone that it is International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day. A day dedicated to inviting that hot neighbor and their friends you haven't yet talked to over for a BBQ with you and your friends.


1) Men do ridiculous things for hot women.
2) Is it that hard to get laid? And does it really take that much effort?
3)I know you grilled out today...Who did you invite over, darling? Just remember turnabout is fair play. Razz Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:17 pm    Post subject: Re: International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day Reply with quote

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Trassin wrote:
Just wanted to remind everyone that it is International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day. A day dedicated to inviting that hot neighbor and their friends you haven't yet talked to over for a BBQ with you and your friends.


1) Men do ridiculous things for hot women.
2) Is it that hard to get laid? And does it really take that much effort?
3)I know you grilled out today...Who did you invite over, darling? Just remember turnabout is fair play. Razz Twisted Evil


1) Yes
2) At times. Depends on how high a person's standards are.
3) Unfortunately none of my hot neighbors were around yesterday.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1) Not always.

2) No. Patience and porn make up for a lot of wasted effort and money.

3) I laugh now.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day Reply with quote

Trassin wrote:
Just wanted to remind everyone that it is International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day. A day dedicated to inviting that hot neighbor and their friends you haven't yet talked to over for a BBQ with you and your friends.

The holiday was originally created early in the 21st century by three friends who history records as being named David Wans, Michael Elliot, and John Hoover. Despite not actually owning a grill or having any intention of holding a BBQ at their house that day they dared to spontaneously generate all the needed supplies and the grill itself in order to have a reason to talk to their hot neighbor and her friends on an early spring day.

In a matter of minutes what was originally just another calm afternoon turned into a quest to assemble an entire BBQ with guests in under 3 hours. These shining examples to complete randomness in the hopes of getting laid paved the way for countless lost souls who were willing to risk utter failure in the pursuit of getting some.

So invite over your hot neighbor, light up some charcoal, and crack open a beer in honor of one of the greatest international holidays the world has ever known.


Is this the same BBQ that Wans decided to shock himself with a stun gun? I nearly peed myself laughing so hard.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think so. If I remember right I was out front talking with a couple of people and actually missed it that time.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of my neighbors are hot. Mostly retired.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Re: International Invite The Hot Neighbor to a BBQ Day Reply with quote

Just remember that Shakira is not your neighbor. Though Jake Gyllenhaul could be my neighbor..I'm not sure yet..since I haven't meet all of my neighbors. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shakira really isn't all that hot....
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's official. You're gay.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah yes, I must be gay if I prefer a woman thats actually good looking without 15 pounds of caked on makeup. You can have her, I'll stick to Keira Knightley, thanks.
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From now on when I see some disgusting chick with a kid and think to myself, "who the fuck slept with that?" I'm just going to start assuming it was you, Ex.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resheph wrote:
Shakira really isn't all that hot....


Very, very gay.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Hours of airbrushing does wonders.
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From now on when I see some disgusting chick with a kid and think to myself, "who the fuck slept with that?" I'm just going to start assuming it was you, Ex.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with Resh 100%. Mayhaps you shouldn't be so quick to jump on the media bandwagon and make your own decisions. Real beauty is much more appealing to me, even if imperfect, than doctored pseudo-beauty. It's hard to tell if anyone is attractive when they have more frosting on their face than a cake. Makeup should be used to accentuate your beauty, not fabricate it completely.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I have a thing for hispanic chicks so that's part of it for me.

She looks like she was running a 5k in the pics Resheph posted.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with Resh and Midg... but, I won't go so far as to say Shakira's not attractive at all. Just not my taste... too much tan.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any woman that can move hips that good is worth a shot.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd prefer Rosario Dawson or Rose McGowan but I wouldn't say no to Shakira. If she wasn't wearing makeup... could always pull a bronco on her.
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