The Blue Elephant Brigade

Madhatte

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Trassin · Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:06 pm Post subject:

haha, awesome, that last one is so wrong and yet so funny.
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Glistam · I plead the Third Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Posts: 5075

The bear is my favorite.
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:54 am Post subject:

I liked them all.
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Trassin · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:55 am Post subject:

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:55 am Post subject:

Aww. There's always next time, Sally.
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Madhatte · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject:

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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Trassin · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject:

haha
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend

Loupy Lobo · Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:27 pm Post subject:

Well, that was short lived. An hour later and the pic is gone.
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Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

Your first one is a repeat.
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Resheph · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:27 am Post subject:

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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:

HAHAHAHAHA!
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stinkybrokenut · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

Wow. That hurts me brain.
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Trassin · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject:

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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:54 am Post subject:

^Every single one is a win. Here are some more. A couple I owe to Marionette for finding, but he's kept us waiting long enough:

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Resheph · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:11 am Post subject:

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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:32 am Post subject:

Pedobear, eh? Here's another for you:

I have a few more, but even I don't think they would be entirely appropriate. I'll let Marionette eat that bullet if he's got the guts.

As for this pic, all I have to say is I NEED to see this movie. I nearly suffocate from laughter every time I see it.
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Mishlai · Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:24 am Post subject:

This guy's whole flickr account belongs in this thread. Not all funny, but all wtf.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/willlaren/
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

Yeah, I saw his stuff from Fazed.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki