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The RETURN of the REVENGE of the WTF PICTURE THREAD
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Trassin
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Damned right monkeys are awesome.

I was watching a British movie called Bronson the other night. There was a scene where a guy was crapping in his own hand. Freakin gross! Monkeys get away with it because they are indeed awesome.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard of lazy people that will crap in their hand in the shower instead of just waiting to poop after or doing it before. Then they just toss it into the toilet from the shower.

My luck, I'd miss...


Oh, and I'm not THAT lazy...
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've heard of lazy people that will crap in their hand in the shower instead of just waiting to poop after or doing it before.


HA!! I can't wait to tell my wife this one, she always gives me hell because I brush my teeth in the shower.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote








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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, nice Chowda.

Oh, and I fucking hate that dog.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For some reason, the connect one and planet of the apes were shown on the site without the joke-killing motivational frame. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha, I wanted to post that Planet of the Apes one, but I didn't want you guys getting pissy
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Duck hunt is hysterical.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All total win. Well done, chow. The demot tags on the 4chan one isn't so bad. The ConnectOne tag pissed me off. it's like those stupid parody movies that go out of their way to point out the joke they just told a second beforehand.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've heard of lazy people that will crap in their hand in the shower instead of just waiting to poop after or doing it before. Then they just toss it into the toilet from the shower.

My luck, I'd miss...


Oh, and I'm not THAT lazy...



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From now on when I see some disgusting chick with a kid and think to myself, "who the fuck slept with that?" I'm just going to start assuming it was you, Ex.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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From now on when I see some disgusting chick with a kid and think to myself, "who the fuck slept with that?" I'm just going to start assuming it was you, Ex.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm amazed he got a 61%.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best poster ever! Haha!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resheph wrote:
Mongolio wrote:
I've heard of lazy people that will crap in their hand in the shower instead of just waiting to poop after or doing it before. Then they just toss it into the toilet from the shower.

My luck, I'd miss...


Oh, and I'm not THAT lazy...




HAH!!! I hadn't see that FFFUUUUUUU- yet!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bit of work to read that one Reseph. There's some funny in there though.

His teacher improperly used "to" instead of "too" while red marking his paper. I think that's my favorite bit of the whole thing. That and listing tubgirl.com as a reference.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akuma wrote:
I'm amazed he got a 61%.



This. I would have stopped reading on the first page and put a zero on it.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a few random finds...









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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I would have stopped reading on the first page and put a zero on it.

You would have read the entire thing, laughed your butt off, and then put a zero on it.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd have to give him at least one point for having the balls to turn it in.
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