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Trassin
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:08 am    Post subject: New Game Reply with quote

This comic explains it...




and begin!
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Loupy Lobo
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

From a physics standpoint, if the unstoppable Juggernaut incidents upon the unmovable Blob, what happens?
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You remind me of this guy I knew in the Navy.
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Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit
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Trassin
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, is your Mom single?
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"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're gonna want to get tested tomorrow.
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"What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens

Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit
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Mongolio
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get the results of the AIDS test any day now!

Edit: Oh, and screw you, Loupy Lou!
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mongolio wrote:
I get the results of the AIDS test any day now!

The Doctor said I tested positive! That's good, right?
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"What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens

Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit
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Mishlai
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is so going on youtube.
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Loupy Lobo
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have what? That's ALMOST as bad as what I've got!

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Oh, and screw you, Loupy Lou!


That would definitely turn me off. Laughing
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Loupy Lobo
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! It IS better without the roofies!
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Resheph
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, you're father was right, you do have a nice tight puss.
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turn off the lights or I'll get you a bag, your choice.
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"What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens

Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.
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Kellion
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.


See, that ones not fair...You actually use that one.
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All's fair in love and war. Even mixing the two.
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Glistam
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your dad was right - fucking you is just like fucking a younger version of your mom.
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Madhatte
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday, Grandpa.
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday, Hatte.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All your base are belong to us.
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Mongolio
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most women wouldn't get that.

Yes, that IS what she said...
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