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Loupy Lobo
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your sister is 12, right? Perfect.
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the beef?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh... was that me?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations, you have swine flu! Or for the Jews out there, you have Mexican flu!
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So tell me.....ven did you change your name.....Jew?
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Mishlai
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So... you're fertile, right?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just sharted.
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Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^What he said, followed with: Open wide and say aaaah!
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew that getting you drunk would be a good idea!
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All done. Get out.
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Loupy Lobo
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THAT'S called a Dirty Houdini!
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Buddy Lee
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are you crying?
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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why am I crying?
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Trassin
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrushFearSynth wrote:
Why am I crying?


Ha!
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Mishlai
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seconded, ha!
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Phoenixhr
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 10:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like this daddy?
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Madhatte
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU'LL GET YOUR PUPPET SHOW WHEN I GIVE YOU YOUR PUPPET SHOW
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

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CrushFearSynth
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You gonna eat that?
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Mishlai
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After I do you it's my turn, ok?
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