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Time to revive the "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" argument
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Madhatte
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:37 am    Post subject: Time to revive the "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" argument Reply with quote

With this:  scroll down to the May 27th entry.  I couldn't get the image to link so this is the best I could do.  It's kind of squinty-small, so I recommend downloading the .PDF file linked there.  Armed with that kind of data, it's a wonder to me that ANY Northwesterner would be a Ninja fan.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: Time to revive the old "Pirates Vs. Ninjas" ar Reply with quote

Madhatte wrote:
it's a wonder to me that ANY Northwesterner would be a Ninja fan.

Because Ninja's are better.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Also, there is this.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, that was awesome.  Oh  and dude, pirates ain't got shit on ninja's

Oh and just to prove my point madhatte, check this out.

If you want to know exactly home much of a badass ninja/pirate you could be go here.

Rules for your own pirate vs ninja game.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No argument here.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:25 am    Post subject: :) Reply with quote

Haven and I have Pirate and Ninja kittens.

My kitten (Twynkle) is the pirate...looks like a pirate with a little eye patch, and acts like one.

Haven's kitten (Jyett) is the ninja...all black and stuff, can't see her in the dark, very sneaky.

Twynkle the pirate kitty beats Jyett the ninja kittie up Smile  when they aren't sleeping curled up together.  

Pirate beats the ninja.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd call it more of a stalemate, as neither one is dead. Jyett's just biding her time.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates are gay.

On top of that, they're evil.  Piracy was born of all of the worst parts of humanity - greed, the lust for pillaging and raping, and a plain lack of give a shit about the value of human life.

Ninjas, while not exactly Shriners, are born of different stuff.  The ninja represents a survivor, an improvisor, the common man standing up to entrenched and oppressive institutions - far better armed and trained than he.

You really can't not root for the guy who's kicking a Samurai's ass with farm tools, can you?

Plus they're fucking cool, and as I stated earlier, pirates are gay.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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- greed, the lust for pillaging and raping, and a plain lack of give a shit about the value of human life.


Those are some of the qualities I admire most in the people on this here forum.  Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trassin, if you look closely at our stats you will see that as a pirate, I have no weapons.  None.  And yet you only beat me by a point.  You have all kinds of pointy things in your bag-o'-tricks.  In a rematch where I get at least a cudgel or something, to say nothing of a cutlass and a brace of pistols, I'd have your pajama'd ass in a nonce, and you'd be smarting from the old school drubbing I doled out, you lubber.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pirates aren't gay, they just like anything warm and concave.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

.                         Ninja Trassin    vs       Pirate Madhatte
Secret Weapon   -Death Touch            -Bad case of Cholera             +1 N
Pet                     -Ninja Monkey           -Parrot                                +1 N
Clan                   -The Deadly              -The Scurvy
                          Viper Assassin           Urchins                              +1 N
                          Squad                  
Fav. Drink          -Stealth Potion          -Ale in a dirty glass                +1 P
Fears                 -Nothing                   -Sea Creatures/
                                                         Cursed Treasure                  +1 N
                           Ninjas - 4                    Pirates - 1

Nuf said
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fears                 -Nothing  


What about "Dishonoring Clan"?

Also, you know very well that I only drink my ale out of clean glasses.  Fie on you, I say.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no no, you're thinking of those pathetic Samurai.  Us ninjas have no honor
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just pajamas, right?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, i've got this one pair that has a bunch of pirates with slit throats on them, there like totally cute and stuff.  There's nothing like a ninja pajama party after killing a bunch of pirates
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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There's nothing like a ninja pajama party after killing a bunch of pirates


I bet you all have ninja pillow fights too, only instead of feathers the pillows are stuffed with shuriken, and you fight to the death.  Last ninja standing is the new clan leader.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have only one question.

Would you prefer to:

A) Travel to japan and meet the Bujinkan's Soke Masaki Hatsumi - Ninjitsu Grand Master, a kind old gentlement who can kick the shit out of mostly anyone or...

B) Cruise to present day, chaotic,  pirate infested waters and wait to meet some random pirate (since I'm not aware of any official head o' the pirates), be raped and/or killed (depending on your sex and the pirate's preferences), machine gunned (times have changed you know) & perhaps hear the occasional "arrrrr"?

Please for give any mispellings.  I'm extremely drunk and have already found 4 or 5 myself.  I shiver (me timbers) to think how many I've missed.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

p.s.

My ale glass was (is) dirty.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eyepatch and peg leg beats pajamas and shuriken any day, I tells ye.  Check this out.  You'll see.
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