The Blue Elephant Brigade

Mishlai · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:19 am Post subject:

I'm completely unaffected by your opinion, sorry to disappoint.
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Loupy Lobo · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:23 am Post subject:

Well, I will point out that I was a little nicer about it the first time when Resheph posted it...
And that I was quite content to just keep my mouth shut and let it go until you decided to start whining that you were surprised it wasn't comment worthy, so I decided to give you what you asked for.
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Mishlai · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:46 pm Post subject:

*whine whine whine*
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.

Fucking act like it.

"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss

"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss

Resheph · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject:

Yay, I dodged the hate Very Happy

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Mishlai · Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:15 pm Post subject:

I *am* one of those dorks, so hate me baby, hate me.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.

Fucking act like it.

"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss

"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:59 am Post subject:

This is not magical bondage theater. Make a new thread for that. Please.
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Chick! · Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject:

So I don't know about ninjas but evidently SEALS beat pirates.
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Madhatte · Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject:

I am annoyed by this to my very core. Pirates have obviously not been keeping up with the times. Let us unite and advance the Pirate cause!
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:13 pm Post subject:

Whatever, dude. They had RPG's. But they were no match for American Sea Ninjas.
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Izane Bricks · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:26 am Post subject:

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chowda · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:06 am Post subject:

chowda · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:23 am Post subject:

Two more reasons Ninjas are better:

1.) Baseball Stars had a team called "Ninja Blacksox". How sweet was that!

2.) Pirates yield to fish
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Buddy Lee · Brigadier Trainee Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990

Um...dolphins aren't fish.
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chowda · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject:

Buddy Lee · Brigadier Trainee Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 990

Who won the Superbowl that year?
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Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit

chowda · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:14 pm Post subject:

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:18 pm Post subject:

Trebek!

Yet another fine crossover derailment.
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Madhatte · Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:50 pm Post subject:

If you've got a product that actually works, I'll buy a dozen.
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I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:37 pm Post subject:

They're also not porpoises, though you keep hearing people refer to them as such.
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