The Blue Elephant Brigade

CrushFearSynth

Not sure where to post this, so I made a new one.

Saw this while lurking the Dark Reign forum, thought it was a joke.

I was mistaken.

Imagine how much money KY taxpayers are shelling out for this nonsense. But they get some decent returns with regards to comedic value.
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Haven · Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject:

Wow, that is a bucket of crazy.
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Mishlai · Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:18 am Post subject:

What's that word? Oh yeah, frivolous.
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chowda · Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:41 am Post subject:

I like the "Bush et al" case and his charges against P-Diddy/Bad Boy Records.
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

I prefer the word Absurd.
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:00 am Post subject:

He is incarcerated at a medical facility, after all. A clear case of schizophrenia. Unless he's just trying to damage the system out of revenge.
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Ryken · Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:10 am Post subject:

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

The third option is that he's bored and has found a way to have a little fun at the system's expense.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:22 pm Post subject:

Or that. You can't really bilk the system if you don't pay the filing fees, the cases wouldn't even get on the dockets.
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

The filing fees are the tip of the iceberg. Think of the cost in terms of manpower (and I use that term loosely with respect to lawyers) and stuff.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki

Madhatte · Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:42 pm Post subject:

Livin'
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Akuma · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:22 pm Post subject:

Pay-to-use bench.
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Mishlai · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:47 pm Post subject:

It's a shame this woman is dead, because she's a fucking badass.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/us-woman-commits-suicide-with-chainsaw/story-e6frfku0-1226301238528

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/woman-chain-saw-suicide.html
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Fucking act like it.

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Exzavier · Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:59 pm Post subject:

Free Kindle Book - NSFW

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006OG7E80/ref=nosim/?tag=fatwalletcom&linkCode=as1
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Akuma · Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:17 pm Post subject:

Congratulations!
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

How can they implement this and still keep history and science as courses?
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Mojobacca · Brigadier Commando Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789

Again... I hate people.
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

I'm surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.

You haven't hit rock bottom until this.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki

Mishlai · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:01 am Post subject:

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

http://living.msn.com/life-inspired/the-daily-dose-blog-post?post=22290616-c0e0-4856-a160-27082d3a95a3

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1989-10-22/

Almost perfectly out of a Dilbert comic...
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki