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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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This is almost certainly some kind of a thing. It is unlikely that it is a thing to be reading at work. _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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How to make GTA 5 child-safe and pro-woman _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 9017 Location: Sterling, VA
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Feminists don't understand what the word "juxtaposition" means. _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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Sure they do.
See: "Scissor Sisters" _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 9017 Location: Sterling, VA
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Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:51 am Post subject: |
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Well, feminists that contend that GTA is misogynistic do not. How does the author not understand the commentary on American society? Somebody didn't pay attention. _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976
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Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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Go here, do the Contra cheat (minus pressing start), then just keep pressing "A". W...T...F... _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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Did not expect that. _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Mojobacca Brigadier Commando


Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Posts: 2789
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Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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My son is literally rolling on the floor laughing at that. _________________ Come join the fun! League of Legends is a MMOAG that is both free to get, but free to play!
Quote: | DEATHFORCE: There are certainly crazy things you can do with this game, you can generate a world that is 3 times the size of earth before it starts having errors, although I dont know how long it would take to generate a world that large anyways lol
TRASSIN: I'm guessing about 21 days? Assuming you take a break every 7th day or so. |
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Mongolio Brigadier Elite


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:40 am Post subject: |
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My coworker found some HTML that was similar to that (raptors without hats) and put it on our intraweb help site. Now to start some rumors. _________________ Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki
If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Corgi Work Dat Ass Up _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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TeflonJon Brigadier Rookie


Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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I was like, Konami code? On a Vogue website? I thought maybe the link was bad or something. That was great though. _________________ You can figure it out Nate. Just pretend it's a tree!
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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I don't know who wrote this, but it's genius:
Quote: | heckacute:
We’re not together anymore because he wouldn’t stop calling turtledoves “turtleducks.” I explained to him that that’s not their name, but he didn’t care. He just kept saying “turtleducks.”
Normally, people don’t have a lot of opportunities to talk about turtledoves, but he made sure that whenever we took a trip, there was a turtledove sanctuary on the way. Every time we watched television together, it was a show about turtledoves. Every time we ate, he would roast us a turtledove. There wasn’t a day that went by without him mentioning turtledoves at least once.
It was too much for me. I told him that it made me really upset when he would say “turtleducks” but that didn’t stop him. He would apologize each time he said it and he would act like it was an accident, but that weird word left his lips as often as ever.
"Look at that turtleduck… I mean turtledove. I’m sorry," he would say. The happy look in his eyes told the real story, though. It was clear that he felt no remorse. No, he was glad. He was ecstatic. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was trying to drive me mad and he was succeeding.
I spoke to doctors and psychiatrists. None of them had any solutions. I talked to my family. They didn’t understand. I even reached out to God, but received no response. I was alone in my suffering. Nobody understood and nobody could help.
Everybody has their limit. I knew I had reached mine one afternoon when we were at the park near my home. We were walking close to the pond when he spotted something. “Hey, look at that,” he said. “It’s a turtleduck.”
I had heard that stupid sentence countless times. This was different, though. He was right. It was a turtleduck. It was a brown duck standing on a turtle’s shell. I hated that he was right. I hated that he finally used that fake term correctly. I hated that duck and I hated that turtle. I hated the park. I hated myself. I hated everything. That’s when I knew.
That night, after our dinner of roasted bird meat and chocolate, after he was fast asleep, I put his work boots in a pillowcase and smashed him in the face with them over and over until he was completely dead. |
_________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 9017 Location: Sterling, VA
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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AHAHAHAHAHA! _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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This is pretty nuts. _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger
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CrushFearSynth Brigadier Survivor


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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:14 am Post subject: |
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Holy crap! _________________ "The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte |
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Madhatte Brigadier Survivor


Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 7948 Location: Olympia, WA
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Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:04 am Post subject: |
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Because you need to be reminded _________________ We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK
We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac
I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger |
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Eisen Brigadier


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