The Blue Elephant Brigade

[Basil]

[url= http://turkeysights.net]Istanbul [/url]is a Turkish new zealand urban area, consonant in the world which has settled down on two continents. Mainly, the diocese consists of three parts: on the European shindy - the authentic peninsula located in the south of Halisha, and in the north of Halisha - Galata, on the Asian fete - the Up to date Urban district

[Glistam]

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul)
Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can't say
People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul
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"I don't have dreams about the Navy. The Navy killed all of my dreams." - Buddy Lee

What I've been doing.
What I'm also doing.
What I wish I did more of.
What I've done.

[Glistam]

I had a great time when the TR pulled into Turkey though.
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"I don't have dreams about the Navy. The Navy killed all of my dreams." - Buddy Lee

What I've been doing.
What I'm also doing.
What I wish I did more of.
What I've done.

[Mishlai]

I heard an interesting story about receiving haircuts in Turkey.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.

Fucking act like it.

"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss

"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss

[Immyls]

No, thats Korea...
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A west bean pays the fish a soup.

[CrushFearSynth]

They Might Be Giants rulz.
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"The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte

[Madhatte]

I farted
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

[CrushFearSynth]

NOOOOOOOOOO
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"The cheese stands alone." - Madhatte

[Trassin]

I had something completely different in mind when I saw a thread called "turkeysights".
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend

[Buddy Lee]

Were you envisioning a targeting system for stupid bird annihilation?
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"What cheers me up? Um... I suppose mainly gloating over the misfortunes of other people. I guess that has to be it. Yeah, mainly crowing over the miseries of others. It doesn't always work, but it never completely fails. And then there's irony. There's irony, which is the gin in the campari, the cream in the coffee. Um... Sex can have diminishing returns, but it's amazing. Uh, no that's pretty much it, then it's a clear run to the grave." -Christopher Hitchens

Course title every university should offer: "How to tell when someone else is full of shit" -Neil deGrasse Tyson in a Q&A session on reddit

[Trassin]

Pretty much.
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
"Raccoons oscillate at 50Hz in Europe." - FAWBOTS
"I'm not sure I'm up for orgy scrabble parties" - Female Friend