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Trassin
Brigadier Legate
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
Posts: 10149
Location: Malabo, Equatorial Guinea
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 Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:40 am Post subject: Cleverbot.com |
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www.CleverBot.com
| Quote: | User: Who is God?
Cleverbot: Clearly, god is god.
User: Who created God?
Cleverbot: God has forevor existed.
User: How is that possible?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: That isn't a very good answer.
Cleverbot: And every loss and every lie and every truth that you'd deny, and each regret and each goodbye was a mistake too great to hide.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you miss him?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: John.
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: Hoover.
Cleverbot: Ding ding ding. Right answer.
User: I would hope so, it is my name after all.
Cleverbot: We're married?
User: Not that I'm aware of.
Cleverbot: Do you know for sure?
User: Nope, not really. Do you think we got married?
Cleverbot: I want to.
User: Is that a proposal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I accept! When do you want to have the ceremony?
Cleverbot: Tonight.
User: Wow, that's awfully fast. Don't I need to meet your parents first?
Cleverbot: Yes. You mean everything to me.
User: Also, I already have a girlfriend and she might take issue with me marrying someone else.
Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend.
User: So I'm gay now?
Cleverbot: Yes. I have dubbed thee a ninja!
User: I'm a gay ninja?
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You just told me I was!
Cleverbot: You told me I was!
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: I think you're confused.
Cleverbot: No, sir, you are confused.
User: I agree with that, mostly because you offered to married me, then called me a gay ninja, and then seemed to forget that you had done so.
Cleverbot: Like a badger! |
Apparently I'm a gay ninja now.
The "Cleverbot (to myself)" one was the result of pushing the "Think For Me" button.
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The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. - Albert Einstein
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Akuma
Brigadier Commando
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 2590
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Funny, I just discovered / was playing with this yesterday. The best thing was it asked me, "Do you think France will win the World Cup?"
I replied, "The French always lose, duh."
"You are officially awesome."
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"The problem with quotes on the Internet is the validity of them." -Abraham Lincoln |
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Mishlai
Brigadier Survivor
Joined: 22 May 2005
Posts: 6226
Location: Dry Land
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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I'm reminded of Eliza, and mostly unimpressed with this whole cleverbot thing.
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You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success.
Fucking act like it.
"The stars died so that you could be here today" - Lawrence Krauss
"The universe is huge and old, and rare things happen all the time." - Lawrence Krauss |
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