The Blue Elephant Brigade

Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

I'll start it off with.... THIS!
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If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
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Madhatte · Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:20 pm Post subject:

I want to do this.
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

http://kotaku.com/5915262/lonely-link-looks-to-craigslist-to-fulfill-freaky-zelda-fantasy

Akuma · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:54 am Post subject:

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. What was this woman thinking, hahaha.
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Trassin · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:31 am Post subject:

Personally I believe that she was inspired by God's divine will because he's sick of his damn son getting all the attention down here on earth.
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Mongolio · Brigadier Elite Joined: 25 Mar 2005 Posts: 4976

Goddidit.
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Core meltdown (commonly known as a meltdown) is an accident scenario in nuclear reactors, and is one of the possible modes of failure for light water reactors, during which the reactor pile turns into a pile of reactor.
---RationalWiki

If Jesus had existed, his DNA would have been 99% similar to that of a chimpanzee. Or you. You're 99% Jesus.
-- RationalWiki

marionette · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:26 pm Post subject:

I reach out from the inside.
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marionette · Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:28 pm Post subject:

WHAAAT?!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet

marionette · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:25 am Post subject:

Folks who know me have likely heard me rant at one point or another about my distaste for unnecessary Hollywood remakes. The upcoming turd remake of Robocop is just the sort of thing that has me annoyed by this trend.

Instead, I give you this.

NSFW
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Madhatte · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:35 pm Post subject:

I recommend you spend some time in this thing. Just keep clicking "Newer Post".

Bonus: a Goatse gag in an Archie strip.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:23 pm Post subject:

Spend some time with this thing
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Eisen · Brigadier Joined: 29 Mar 2005 Posts: 1925

May be NSFW

Madhatte · Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 7:41 pm Post subject:

I don't know what this is but it amuses me.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Akuma · Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 4:21 pm Post subject:

Wow, that is very WTF.
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Madhatte · Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:14 pm Post subject:

You're quite welcome.

and again
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

TeflonJon · Brigadier Rookie Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 1284

I'd stumbled across that first product a few years ago but for some reason the link didn't want to cut/paste properly when I tried to share it with you guys. I didn't remember what they were actually called, so I didn't really want to type random things into Google trying to find it again.
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Madhatte · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:51 pm Post subject:

This is an Operating System designed to talk with the Biblical "God", somehow. It is insane and absurd, but also kind of awesome, because it is a scratch-built 64-bit OS. The creator is all kinds of out there.

EDIT

WARNING: if you want to try this out, it is strongly recommended that you do it in a VM, as this OS is "dangerously unstable".
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

CrushFearSynth · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:27 am Post subject:

Is the instability caused by a flaw in the OS, or communication with a certifiably insane deity?
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Madhatte · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:34 pm Post subject:

Both?
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger

Madhatte · Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:34 pm Post subject:

Here's hoping I didn't already post this somewhere.
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We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots. -- Louis CK

We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger