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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:34 am    Post subject: The WTF link thread Reply with quote

I'll start it off with.... THIS!
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to do this.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://kotaku.com/5915262/lonely-link-looks-to-craigslist-to-fulfill-freaky-zelda-fantasy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. What was this woman thinking, hahaha.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally I believe that she was inspired by God's divine will because he's sick of his damn son getting all the attention down here on earth.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goddidit.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reach out from the inside.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHAAAT?!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Folks who know me have likely heard me rant at one point or another about my distaste for unnecessary Hollywood remakes. The upcoming turd remake of Robocop is just the sort of thing that has me annoyed by this trend.

Instead, I give you this.

NSFW
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recommend you spend some time in this thing. Just keep clicking "Newer Post".

Bonus: a Goatse gag in an Archie strip.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spend some time with this thing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

May be NSFW
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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2014 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know what this is but it amuses me.
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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2014 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, that is very WTF.
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're quite welcome.

and again
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

I could teach you to how file a washer to make it worth a nickel but if you really want to make big bucks just take a penny and drill a hole in it and it becomes a washer and is worth a dime. -- Art Martin, Old-Time Logger
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd stumbled across that first product a few years ago but for some reason the link didn't want to cut/paste properly when I tried to share it with you guys. I didn't remember what they were actually called, so I didn't really want to type random things into Google trying to find it again.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is an Operating System designed to talk with the Biblical "God", somehow. It is insane and absurd, but also kind of awesome, because it is a scratch-built 64-bit OS. The creator is all kinds of out there.

EDIT

WARNING: if you want to try this out, it is strongly recommended that you do it in a VM, as this OS is "dangerously unstable".
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the instability caused by a flaw in the OS, or communication with a certifiably insane deity?
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Both?
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We are going to have to stick a pin in a map, set fire to something and carry on until the earth looks flat! -- RandyMac

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's hoping I didn't already post this somewhere.
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