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Trassin
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:32 pm    Post subject: Funeral Plans Reply with quote

I don't know about the rest of you, but I now know what I expect to take place at my funeral:


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno about the funeral, but I want my stone to say something along the lines of, "Priest/White Mage went afk..."
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ideally, my funeral will go down as more of a wake than anything else. I'd rather be made fun of than mourned. If there's no drunken antics, I will be sorely disappointed in the lot of you.

EDIT: I don't give two shits what happens to my body. Burn it, bury it, whatever. I'll be done with it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I say we stuff it and use it as one of those giant headed Marti Gras puppets!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told my wife to roll me in newspaper and toss me in a ditch. She said no. I said it'd be cheaper. She said the funeral isn't about me, but it's about relatives and friends.

Waste of money, you ask me.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it's not about you, why are you the reason everyone is going?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I said! ...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your funeral should be like a sweet 16 party so it's all about you.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want a military burial... that nobody shows up for... because it's free and somebody else does all the work.

Then, each of you has to drink a bottle of Jaeger at the next BEB Expo! My treat, of course.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good god! That is a crazy amount of licorice. I am not sure I can support that. Also, I was under the impression that you would be decommissioned, or perhaps parted out for repairs on other units, rather than actually ceasing to live...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While I am not in favor of your eventual reformatting or whatever crazy process you freakish robo-humanoids go through, I am fond of Jaegar. Can we make sure that part is included in your will?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be in favor of non-Jager options.
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